These 11 Amazon-inspired news headlines will dazzle you [Humor]

So, we are sure many of you have read that Amazon wants to send you stuff even before you’ve decided to buy it. This idea is called ‘anticipatory shipping’.

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We started to do some ‘fact’ digging of our own and surprisingly, we found that this is not at all a new idea. Read on to be dazzled.

1. VC funds entrepreneur even before he pitches his idea

Credits: http://giphy.com/

Credits: http://giphy.com/

Yes. A currency-agnostic VC who showers you with yellow sticky notes.

2. IIMs announce shortlist even before they conduct CAT

Credits: http://giphy.com/

Credits: http://giphy.com/

Reaction of General Male Engineers everywhere.

3. Sir Ravindra Jadeja walks back to pavillion even before he walks to the field

credits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iamhIpas210

credits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iamhIpas210

Ok. I am sorry. Sri Sri 108 Sir Ravindra Jadeja.

4. Arvind Kejriwal stages dharna in front of EC office, even before the elections are conducted

credits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muQoX-gYk3g

credits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muQoX-gYk3g

What? A ‘Dharna’ against this post!

5. Arnab demands an answer even before he asks the question

Credits: http://www.scoopwhoop.com/

Credits: http://www.scoopwhoop.com/

I am outta here.

6. Techie starts to look to switch jobs even before he gets the joining letter

Credits: http://b-i.forbesimg.com/

Credits: http://b-i.forbesimg.com/


7. Rohit Shetty movie grosses 500Cr even before the shooting begins

Credits: http://cdn.thetecnica.com/

Credits: http://cdn.thetecnica.com/

Shut up and watch this.

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8. Person gets confirmed Tatkal ticket even before he opens up IRCTC website

Credits: http://cdn.thetecnica.com/

Credits: http://cdn.thetecnica.com/

A non-Indian with a Macbook. Surely he must be buying a tatkal ticket!

9. Twitter uses predictive intelligence to tweet even before a user has started typing

Credits: http://cdn.thetecnica.com/

Credits: http://cdn.thetecnica.com/

Well, a few folks sure could use this.

10. Google takes over unknown planet from other galaxy, even before it is discovered

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Actually, this one is quite a possibility. Read this article.


11. Kids start dropping out of college even before enrolling into kindergarten

credits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gQLqv9f4o

credits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gQLqv9f4o

Our “sharing prediction” algorithm tells us that this post has been shared 500 times and you were one of them. No. Don’t deny it. Just share this. :)

What similar news piece do you see yourself coming up with? Do comment below.