It's Humour, App-arently!

17th Feb 2013
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Sundays, even for entrepreneurs who seldom take a break, are days when you don’t mind giving the brain a little bit of rest. We had an amazing event yesterday in the form of eSparks 2013 where 12 of the best eCommerce companies presented. Post this grand success, amidst all the chatter, our team landed upon the topic of apps and let some PJisms flow. So here is our little capsule of humour which we bring every Sunday! (Check out the lighter side of startup demos/pitches and 5 kinds of people you'd meet at a startup event)

If any app developers are offended by this, do accept our app-ologies!

What’s a word to describe:

Fear of apps: App-rehension

Medical disorder for app developers: App-endicitis

First app developed:  Bootstr-app

Apple’s struggle to remain app ecosystem king:  Gr-app-le                   

The father of all apps:   Ba-app                                             

An app that demonstrates gravity: App-le

A soothing app:  App-ointment                                                    

An app for sinners: Pa-app                                                 

An app from the far-east: J-app                                           

Bad apps - what do you call an app that:

Everybody has seen but nobody wants to talk about:  App-arition                            

Is designed for only a section of society and not others:  App-artheid                         

Is painfully bundled with another app:  App-endage

Nobody will ever use:  Scr-app

Will put you to sleep:  N-app

Is so bad, you wonder why anyone in their right mind would release it: App-alling         

Is so terrible, you want to hit the person who designed it:  Sl-app                      

Was built to get you stuck:  Tr-app                                                      

Was a good idea that went completely wrong:   Mish-app                                  

Is probably designed by the same jerks who wrote this column:   Cr-app               

Do you have more quips to add? Get them onto twitter now! Use the hashtag #apphumour

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